Archive for April 2005

Here’s one for the Guinness Book

The world record for the time it takes for a man to grow balls. 35 years.
A loyal Brit has been quoted to say that Charles did awful by Diana but past is past. What I don’t understand is why the bonnie prince didn’t stand up for his ladylove when he first fell in [...]



Eto, kaya mo?

She told Oprah squatting like so was much easier with heels on.
Yeah, right.
(And then I tried it with inch-and-a-half heels and guess what, Madonna was right!)



Kaya mo yan?

Nagtataka lang ako kung bakit mga batang maliliit lang ang pwedeng umupo ng ganito. Sinubukan ko nung isang araw halos mabalian ako ng balakang. Mga bata lang talaga ang kayang umupo ng ganito. Bakit kaya?



Surrender na?

Nakausap ko kanina tatay ko, surrender nalang daw kami. Gumawa na lang ng Contract of Lease, pirmahan at pa-notaryohan at ibigay sa PLDT pag andun na kami.
Much as I hate doing it this way, there seems to be no other means less complicated. Hindi ko alam ano nararamdaman ko ngayon. Feeling asar, feeling talo.
Di [...]