Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Murphy’s First Law

Everything takes longer than you think.
Murphy’s Second Law

Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.
Murphy’s Third Law

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
Murphy’s Fourth Law

If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
Murphy’s Fifth Law

If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
Murphy’s Sixth Law

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
Murphy’s Seventh Law

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Murphy’s Eighth Law

Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
Murphy’s Ninth Law

Mother Nature is a bitch.
Murphy’s Tenth Law

It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so ingenious.
Murphy’s Eleventh Law

With that in mind you may wonder how one can even find reason enough to get up in the morning.

Murphy’s Primer

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