Murphy’s Primer
By Bambit | January 20th, 2005 | Category: UncategorizedNothing is as easy as it looks.
Murphy’s First Law
Everything takes longer than you think.
Murphy’s Second Law
Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.
Murphy’s Third Law
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
Murphy’s Fourth Law
If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
Murphy’s Fifth Law
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
Murphy’s Sixth Law
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
Murphy’s Seventh Law
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Murphy’s Eighth Law
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
Murphy’s Ninth Law
Mother Nature is a bitch.
Murphy’s Tenth Law
It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so ingenious.
Murphy’s Eleventh Law
With that in mind you may wonder how one can even find reason enough to get up in the morning.
