I may be semi-dead, but
Visayan Dabawenya humor sure isn’t. Sam passed these on to me from one of his yahoogroups. They’ve apparently been passed on several times via email, but the original source is Witerary.com by photographer and wit Jojie Alcantara. Last time I checked witerary.com it had exceeded its bandwidth limit, which is evidence that the site is quite in demand.
I don’t think you have to be Dabawenya or Visayan at all to appreciate these. There were several photos in the series, but these are my top favorites: