If I were a lawyer and if I had a car I wouldn’t get a vanity plate that said “LAWYER”. Nah, I’d get one that said “sheister” or “hack” or “oxymoron”.
Or maybe such vanity plates do not exist. Heck, I wouldn’t state the obvious with a vanity plate that said “Doctor” or “Chemist”. I’d have one that said “OB-Gyn-Kenobi” or “(CO(NH2)2)2 ”
A little more imagination please, you’re spending that much for plates you might as well put a bit more thought in it.
But if you have just as much sense of humor (or maybe even less) than a Chicago accident attorney, then what would be the point?